Thailand

So much has happened.
Met so many fun people.
Nice sunrises,
Glowing seawater.
Full Moon Party.
Annoying Israelites.
Crazy Taxi Rides (as usual in Asia)

Okay, Ill start with the annoying Israelites, then Ill have a quick chat on ze route so far, and finish with why Im sitting here writing this with a bloody nose. Ill might come back to other stuff later, but probably not. Will be good party stories though so just come on by to Singapore and Ill give you a "rövar-historia" or two.

Ze brother and I went on this really nice boat trip, started out with some snorkeling and looking on to parrot fishes and other nice sea creatures.

Quick joke: Whats Orange and sounds lika a Parrot?
Answ: A carrot! HA!

Rickard (brother) had some problems with the snorkeling equipment, and so did for some reason a lot of other people on ze boat, it isnt that hard is it? float around, breathe, look at fishes.
Anyway, on the same boat there was this family. Old ppl, kids, two fathers, a couple of mothers. A modern family for the win.
The two teenager guys were the most annoying, grabbing and groping all the girls on the boat, then started to take pictures of them. Not the most unusual behavior from teenage boys, but when their 50+ dad is starting doing the same/.... Well.
They swam in the laguna that the locals specifically said that we were not to swim in.
They were always late.
They thought they were the shit./
They were extremely annoying.

So congrats Americans, Norwegians, Germans, You all just got bumped down on the most obnoxious ppl on vacations, Israelites are numbero uno.

Today we arrived on Phi Phi Island, super nice, a little more expensive than Koh Phangang,
The full moon party ws the shit, We met a lot of cool ppl and one German couple and a guy from San Fran decided to come with us here today.
Tomorrow we are upgrading from a kinda not so nice room (got AC so not terrible) to a little more badaboom establishment. I wanna finish my vacation in style.

The ride today took around 11 hours, not too bad everything was jointed together and smooth, but still you get tired on sitting on a boat that is ment for maybe 100 ppl and there are 250 on it. After dinner, a not so good hamburger, (stick with the local stuff, its great. Western food, not so much) I had a well needed two hour nap, and then it was of to Reggae bar where they also had this big thai boxing ring. It didnt take long in to the happy hour before Rickard wanted to go up and fight. I wasnt too keen, but after one more Mai Thai I was game.

First Round was the most tiresome shit Ive ever done. Rickard got some good punches and I delivered some as well.
Second Round, I remembered those four boxing practises Ive been to and started to box a little, however I let my gard down and Rickard gave me a fist straight in the face and blood started to run down my face.
I got a little pissed, which is pretty much what you get when you gotten a bloody nose from your little brother so I gave him some hits and managed to give him on big uppercut that got him down on the floor.
My brotherly love was long gone when I delivered the stroke, but still kinda scary to see someone fall together like that. But as you all may know, Gustafssons are not made of weak stuff, Swedish Steel with Ikea Finesse and stubbornness and Rickard was on his stumbling feet again after only a couple of seconds.
The second round was over. I thought I was going to pass out of exhaustion, and my head was a little groggy.

Some water,
Some advise from one of the fighters,
And the third round was on.

Rickard it seemed was determined to go for Knock Out and I had to step back a couple of time focusing my eyes to see that little ginger headed shit ;)
Then I remembered the advise, Body, Head, Body.
And the second body hit went straight in his Solar Plexus and little brother was out.

Big brother is still oldest, but I might have won the match, but he is still out partying and Im heading to bed.
11 hours of traveling and a couple of days partying....

Getting older is a biach.

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